Who to Marry...From a child’s Perspective

Absolutely priceless

How do you decide whom to marry?
• You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the dip coming. ~ Alan, age 10

What is the right age to get married?
• Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. ~ Camille, age 10

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
• You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. ~ Derrick, age 8

What do you think your Mom and Dad have in common?
• Both don’t want any more kids. ~ Lori, age 8

What do most people do on a date?
• Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. ~ Lynnette, age 8

• On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. ~ Martin, age 10

When is it okay to kiss someone?
• When they’re rich. ~ Pam, age 7

• The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. ~ Curt, age 7

Is it better to be single or married?
• It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. ~ Anita, age 9

How would the world be different if people didn’t get married?
• There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? ~ Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 favorite is...

How would you make a marriage work?
Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10

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